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Peanut : See? It's good. Peanut : Gracias. Little Jeff : De nada. Jeff Dunham : This is ridiculous! Walter : I signed up Achmed to be an organ donor.
It took too long. Peanut : Probably because you're holding his stick. Jeff Dunham : Do you have to do jokes like that? Jeff Dunham : Any suggestions?
Peanut : You should at least take him out to dinner first. Jeff Dunham : So, Achmed, are you enjoying Richmond?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Oh, I love the nightlife here. Jeff Dunham : What part of the nightlife? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : They have live sex shows.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : In the hotel room right next to mine. Jeff Dunham : That's my room. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Next time, you should get a partner.
Jeff Dunham : Well, what did you think about them burying him at sea? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : I think it's cool that he could end up anywhere!
Jeff Dunham : What do you mean? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Oh, yeah. My bad. Peanut : Taco Bell! Jeff Dunham : You know, Vegas has become a great vacation spot for families.
Walter : Oh yeah, sure. That makes sense, take the family to Vegas. Walter : 'Cause kids love whores.
Walter : "Look, mommy! There's a place with poles, like where you used to work. To not think, "Uh-oh, here she comes!
I'd hot-glue mine open, for God's sakes! And then shit in the back yard! Just because I could! They all dressed the same and their faces were covered.
Jeff Dunham : How did you tell them apart? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : The numbers on their backs. Jeff Dunham : That's terrible! Achmed the Dead Terrorist : I know.
Mother's Day is a bitch! And so are most of the mothers! Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Ataal? Who is Ataal? Was she your mother?
I don't remember a woman who was all bulgy-eyed like you! Jeff Dunham : Bulgy-eyed? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Well, look at him!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : At least my face is balanced! You manage to look asleep and terrified all at the same time! Achmed the Dead Terrorist : No, but for some reason, we had a girls' restroom.
Jeff Dunham : I see. Jeff Dunham : The girls' restroom? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Uh-huh. Jeff Dunham : And what did you find? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : A couple of strange and wonderful things.
Jeff Dunham : Like what? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Well, we found a machine. And if you put two shekels in it, a small missile would come out!
Jeff Dunham : A missile? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Well, I think it was. It had a little white fuse. And it must've been a very special missile, because it was lightly scented.
And then you could put two shekels in the other machine and get the bonus accuracy package. Jeff Dunham : So Achmed, do you have any good memories of your father?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Uh, for my eighth birthday, he got me a puppy. Jeff Dunham : That's good. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : No, it turned into a disaster.
Jeff Dunham : Why? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Because sometimes my father was a very confused man, and that day, my mother told him to go outside and blow up some party balloons.
Jeff Dunham : Yeah? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : And that's how I got a dog with no legs. Jeff Dunham : So Achmed, do you know why A.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Well, I Wait a minute. This isn't some crap about owing child support, is it? That bitch! Whichever one she was. Jeff Dunham : No, that's not it.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : This is bad, because I've seen the crap that you're going through, and I don't know how you can even afford a t-shirt.
Jeff Dunham : Thank you. Jeff Dunham : Yes, thank you. Good luck with the judge. I hope he's fair. Jeff Dunham : Actually, the judge is a woman.
Jeff Dunham : How are Jeff Dunham : Whoops. Peanut : What the hell was that? Were you trying to say, "How are you? Why is that we speak perfectly and you fuck up?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Yes Yes, no, no, no, no! Come fix my leg! Jeff Dunham : Achmed, he's your son. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and apparently this one got run over by a fucking lawn mower.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Accident? It was a huge explosion with great fire and destruction. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : I did, too!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Lis Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Oh, shit. Son of a bitch! Come back! My arm is stuck in my pelvis, you asshole!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Shut up! Jeff Dunham : So, the explosion you were talking about, how did it happen? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Very precise and careful planning.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : I said shut up! Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Nothing! Jeff Dunham : So why was there an explosion? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : What, a skin graft?
Sorry, I'm all out. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Fuck! Get duct tape, you asshole! Jeff Dunham : Santa doesn't kill people. Jeff Dunham : Terror Claus?
I never heard of him. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Ohhhh Achmed the Dead Terrorist : He kills when you're sleeping.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : But catchy! And this wasn't some accident on a Saturday morning when I accidentally threw on the wrong clothes.
This is an outfit I wore to school regularly. I don't know why I didn't get beat up on a regular basis. I must've gone to the store and said, "Do you have any pants that don't even go with themselves?
Peanut : Dude Peanut : Where's your other hand? Peanut : I hope you're wearing a glove. Do you do this to the other guys?
Jeff Dunham : Everybody except Jose. Peanut : Yeah, you shoved a stick up his ass! I think I'd rather have that!
She loves window shopping. Walter : Not in Amsterdam, she didn't. Walter : Because in Amsterdam, there's hookers in the windows!
Peanut : I love it here! It's beautiful, it's sold out, the place is paid for; we must be on an Indian reservation! And these are all Indians!
Jeff Dunham : Look, Peanut, first of all, the politically-correct term these days is "Native American". Peanut : Well, I certainly wouldn't want to piss them off.
They could try and scalp me, but all they'd get is a fishing lure! Walter : Did you know that in Amsterdam, you can legally purchase marijuana?
I did know that. Walter : You know where? Jeff Dunham : Coffee houses. Walter : Coffee houses! It's my favorite coffee place ever! Thank you.
Jeff Dunham : Walter, divorce is painful. Walter : Oh, yeah, like a deep tissue massage. Walter : What do you mean, so?
We were in Africa, you moron! Have you ever looked at National Geographic? Walter : I thought everybody there was And then I look out in the crowd and I think, "Well, where the hell are all the flies?
Walter : Oh, like you haven't seen the same commercials I have! Everybody looked healthy! I'm sitting there thinking, well, their "we're the world" thing really worked out!
You're welcome! Hell, the way our economy is here now, they should be sending us back some of that money! Jeff Dunham : Wait a minute Walter : In the poorest areas Jeff Dunham : We went there Walter : Yeah, we visited them.
I'm not making any jokes, I'm just passing on information. In the poorest areas, their houses, I'm not kidding, were all built out of poo.
Jeff Dunham : Cow dung. Walter : Shit. Walter : Aw, come on! Their houses are built out of shit! Who the hell made that decision?
Couple of guys sitting around one day, Matumba and Chuck. Jeff Dunham : Chuck? Walter : I don't know any African names, do you? Jeff Dunham : A handle?
Jeff Dunham : To hit with? Peanut : Yes! Peanut : No, this is awesome! Think about it: you'd be wielding a Mexican whacker!
Peanut : YES! Walter : Only when she sat on me. Jeff Dunham : Will you Walter : "Hello Then she farted and unlocked the car doors. Jeff Dunham : What does your wife think when you do things like this?
Walter : I don't care. Peanut : "Native American". Peanut : 'Cause when you say "Indian", you don't know what the hell they're talking about.
Peanut : Is it the ones that go Peanut Peanut : "Thank you for calling customer support"? Peanut : But in this case, I'm talking about the ones that go Peanut : How.
Jeff Dunham : Do you know what that chant means? Peanut : No, but I think it means Peanut : "I forgot the words!
He could drop you and then I'll throw down a couple of avocados, and we got guacamole! Achmed the Dead Terrorist : A.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Wait, I thought you were dead. Peanut : Oh, goody! Let's play craps! They've got the reservations and the casinos and making millions of dollars every day, hand over fist.
They're laughing all the way to the bank. Walter : I don't know. I got confused one day standing in a hotel lobby. Walter : Some big ol' black guy walked up to me and started speaking English with a British accent.
I thought I was in the Twilight Zone. I swear, some big ol' black guy walks up to me and goes Walter : "Oh, good afternoon, sir.
Walter : I'm like, "Who the hell is making you talk? Jeff Dunham : So you know where we are? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : No? Jeff Dunham : No, we're back in the United States.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Oh, are they pissed? Jeff Dunham : About what in particular? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Well, you know, I kinda look like a Jeff Dunham : Oh, yeah.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Yeah. A cab driver. Jeff Dunham : I'm a single father now. But I always try and look for the silver lining in the dark clouds.
And one of the silver linings about getting divorced is, I get to pick out my own house, because someone has the other house now.
Walter : You too! Jeff Dunham : I heard him. Peanut : Why are you sad, Assjeff? Little Jeff : Because I'm a loser. Peanut : Yeah, that is sad.
Little Jeff : And I'm ugly. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Oh, yes. And I think very soon, I'm going to need my own posse. That's with an O.
Jeff Dunham : Why are you explaining that? I don't even like cats. Jeff Dunham : I can't believe the show starts in half an hour, and Achmed's late.
Walter : Maybe he drowned trying to visit Bin Laden's grave. Jeff Dunham : Can I get him out? Peanut : Yeah. Peanut : He is nasty-looking! Jeff Dunham : He looks a little like me.
Jeff Dunham : This isn't funny. Peanut : Then why is everyone else laughing? I laughed so hard, I cracked my stick. Jeff Dunham : I also had an unusual hobby.
I became a licensed helicopter pilot. But I built and was flying my own full-sized, real, two-seat helicopter.
Now, you would think this someone who is smart enough to build and fly their own helicopter could maybe pick out a decent pair of shorts.
Oh, no, it's "Thank God the corn was high enough that nobody on the freeway could see me," that's all I can say. Achmed the Dead Terrorist No, it was some kind of misunderstanding.
Turned out it was one year-old virgin. Osama is stuck forever with Bea Arthur! And Osama and I agree that that virgin thing is overrated. Jeff Dunham : How's that?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Who wants to hear this 72 times? Oh, boo-hoo-hoo! You're gonna call me, right? Jeff Dunham : Bubba J?
Bubba J : Yeah, well, gotta go. Beer break. Jeff Dunham : Wait, Achmed's late. Keep an eye out for him. Bubba J : Which eye?
I think all this fame has gone to his head. Walter : He's been doing all the typical Hollywood stuff.
Walter : He's been dating a goat half his age. Oh yeah, an actual goat! Even got her fake teats! Oh yeah, all six of 'em. Jeff Dunham : Walter, a goat only has two.
Walter : How sick is it that you actually know that? What, are you so lonely now you're checking out barnyard animals?
You know, they're called petting zoos, not heavy petting zoos. Come on, what's her name? Walter : Ma-a-a-a-argret? Jeff Dunham : Will you?
Can we change the subject? Jeff Dunham : Well, you're a terrorist. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Yeah, but I suck at it. Jeff Dunham : You know, the military has the deck of cards of the 52 most wanted terrorists.
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Walter Jeff Dunham Deutsch - Der populärste US-Komiker und Bauchredner erstmals in Berlin: am 01. Mai 2012 im Tempodrom.
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Jeff Dunham : Just look over there. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Hey, wait a minute. When I'm not looking, are you going to kill me?
Jeff Dunham : No. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : That's actually a good way of doing it, you know. Kind of old school, but effective.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : That's what she said. Jeff Dunham : I can't believe you did that. Jeff Dunham : Will you stop this?
Jeff Dunham : I don't like this. Jeff Dunham : How long is this? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Think about it Jeff Dunham : So, you were talking to Walter earlier.
Jeff Dunham : I'm trying to do the right thing here. Peanut : I'm not! Jeff Dunham : You know, we have folks of Asian descent here this evening.
Peanut : Oh yeah. Peanut : Definitely. Little Jeff : The truth hurts. Jeff Dunham : Okay. I tell you what, Peanut, you think that's funny?
Jeff Dunham : I have something here that you're gonna like. Peanut : What? Jeff Dunham : Just trust me. You're gonna love this. Little Jeff : What the fuck is that?
Little Peanut : Hi, look at me! I'm a little idiot! Peanut : That is not funny! Little Peanut : Yes, it is!
Peanut : No, it's not! Jeff Dunham : I think it is. Little Jeff : L-O-L. Thank you! Good night! Jeff Dunham : Achmed, you're getting hostile! Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Of course I'm getting hostile!
I'm a terrorist, you idiot! You piss me off, I kill you! Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Pretty much, yeah, I think it does. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Seriously?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : I had a dog with no legs. Jeff Dunham : What did you call him? Okay, you're a comedian, right?
Jeff Dunham : Yeah. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Ask me again Achmed the Dead Terrorist : I didn't call him anything because he could never come.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : It's not funny! Jeff Dunham : Achmed, that's, like, the oldest joke ever. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Yes, but in my case, it was true.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : To start his training as a terrorist. I don't want to be a terrorist. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : But I want you to be just like me.
Jeff Dunham : Achmed, can you accept that? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : I guess I can try. Jeff Dunham : And A. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : That's my boy!
You communicate with Osama? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Of course. Jeff Dunham : How? Jeff Dunham : I think a lot of us might like to know how you feel about the death of Osama.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Okay, I'm done. I can sit up now. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : What? Your wife's quite beautiful.
Walter : You saw an old photo. Walter : Yeah, I'm kidding. I know, I married a petite, young, beautiful thing.
Yeah, she was eventually eaten by the woman I live with now. Walter : Hey, hey, hey! Jeff Dunham : You're just flat-out saying your wife's overweight.
Walter : Oh, no, no, no, no, no. She's undertall. Little Jeff : Not good. You're gonna call him "Ugly Jeff"?
Peanut : Oh, no, no, no. Little Jeff : Is there any other name? Little Jeff : I like that. Little Jeff : Thank you. Peanut : You're welcome.
I would prefer if you didn't use the word "ass". Peanut : Oh, I didn't really. It's all one word. Little Ugly Assjeff. Peanut : See?
It's good. Peanut : Gracias. Little Jeff : De nada. Jeff Dunham : This is ridiculous! Walter : I signed up Achmed to be an organ donor.
It took too long. Peanut : Probably because you're holding his stick. Jeff Dunham : Do you have to do jokes like that?
Jeff Dunham : Any suggestions? Peanut : You should at least take him out to dinner first. Jeff Dunham : So, Achmed, are you enjoying Richmond?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Oh, I love the nightlife here. Jeff Dunham : What part of the nightlife? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : They have live sex shows.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : In the hotel room right next to mine. Jeff Dunham : That's my room. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Next time, you should get a partner.
Jeff Dunham : Well, what did you think about them burying him at sea? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : I think it's cool that he could end up anywhere!
Jeff Dunham : What do you mean? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Oh, yeah. My bad. Peanut : Taco Bell! Jeff Dunham : You know, Vegas has become a great vacation spot for families.
Walter : Oh yeah, sure. That makes sense, take the family to Vegas. Walter : 'Cause kids love whores. Walter : "Look, mommy! There's a place with poles, like where you used to work.
To not think, "Uh-oh, here she comes! I'd hot-glue mine open, for God's sakes! And then shit in the back yard! Just because I could!
They all dressed the same and their faces were covered. Jeff Dunham : How did you tell them apart?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : The numbers on their backs. Jeff Dunham : That's terrible! Achmed the Dead Terrorist : I know. Mother's Day is a bitch!
And so are most of the mothers! Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Ataal? Who is Ataal? Was she your mother? I don't remember a woman who was all bulgy-eyed like you!
Jeff Dunham : Bulgy-eyed? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Well, look at him! Achmed the Dead Terrorist : At least my face is balanced! You manage to look asleep and terrified all at the same time!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : No, but for some reason, we had a girls' restroom. Jeff Dunham : I see. Jeff Dunham : The girls' restroom?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Uh-huh. Jeff Dunham : And what did you find? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : A couple of strange and wonderful things.
Jeff Dunham : Like what? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Well, we found a machine. And if you put two shekels in it, a small missile would come out!
Jeff Dunham : A missile? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Well, I think it was. It had a little white fuse. And it must've been a very special missile, because it was lightly scented.
And then you could put two shekels in the other machine and get the bonus accuracy package. Jeff Dunham : So Achmed, do you have any good memories of your father?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Uh, for my eighth birthday, he got me a puppy. Jeff Dunham : That's good. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : No, it turned into a disaster.
Jeff Dunham : Why? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Because sometimes my father was a very confused man, and that day, my mother told him to go outside and blow up some party balloons.
Jeff Dunham : Yeah? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : And that's how I got a dog with no legs. Jeff Dunham : So Achmed, do you know why A.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Well, I Wait a minute. This isn't some crap about owing child support, is it?
That bitch! Whichever one she was. Jeff Dunham : No, that's not it. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : This is bad, because I've seen the crap that you're going through, and I don't know how you can even afford a t-shirt.
Jeff Dunham : Thank you. Jeff Dunham : Yes, thank you. Good luck with the judge. I hope he's fair.
Jeff Dunham : Actually, the judge is a woman. Jeff Dunham : How are Jeff Dunham : Whoops. Peanut : What the hell was that?
Were you trying to say, "How are you? Why is that we speak perfectly and you fuck up? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Yes Yes, no, no, no, no!
Come fix my leg! Jeff Dunham : Achmed, he's your son. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and apparently this one got run over by a fucking lawn mower.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Accident? It was a huge explosion with great fire and destruction. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : I did, too! Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Lis Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Oh, shit.
Son of a bitch! Come back! My arm is stuck in my pelvis, you asshole! Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Shut up! Jeff Dunham : So, the explosion you were talking about, how did it happen?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Very precise and careful planning. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : I said shut up! Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Nothing!
Jeff Dunham : So why was there an explosion? Achmed the Dead Terrorist : What, a skin graft? Sorry, I'm all out.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Fuck! Get duct tape, you asshole! Jeff Dunham : Santa doesn't kill people. Jeff Dunham : Terror Claus?
I never heard of him. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : Ohhhh Achmed the Dead Terrorist : He kills when you're sleeping. Achmed the Dead Terrorist : But catchy!
And this wasn't some accident on a Saturday morning when I accidentally threw on the wrong clothes. This is an outfit I wore to school regularly.
I don't know why I didn't get beat up on a regular basis. I must've gone to the store and said, "Do you have any pants that don't even go with themselves?
Peanut : Dude Peanut : Where's your other hand? Peanut : I hope you're wearing a glove. Do you do this to the other guys?
Jeff Dunham : Everybody except Jose. Peanut : Yeah, you shoved a stick up his ass! I think I'd rather have that! She loves window shopping.
Walter : Not in Amsterdam, she didn't. Walter : Because in Amsterdam, there's hookers in the windows! Peanut : I love it here! It's beautiful, it's sold out, the place is paid for; we must be on an Indian reservation!
And these are all Indians! Jeff Dunham : Look, Peanut, first of all, the politically-correct term these days is "Native American".
Peanut : Well, I certainly wouldn't want to piss them off. They could try and scalp me, but all they'd get is a fishing lure!
Walter : Did you know that in Amsterdam, you can legally purchase marijuana? I did know that. Walter : You know where? Jeff Dunham : Coffee houses.
Walter : Coffee houses! It's my favorite coffee place ever! Thank you. Jeff Dunham : Walter, divorce is painful. Walter : Oh, yeah, like a deep tissue massage.
Walter : What do you mean, so? We were in Africa, you moron! Have you ever looked at National Geographic?
Walter : I thought everybody there was And then I look out in the crowd and I think, "Well, where the hell are all the flies?
Walter : Oh, like you haven't seen the same commercials I have! Everybody looked healthy! I'm sitting there thinking, well, their "we're the world" thing really worked out!
You're welcome! Hell, the way our economy is here now, they should be sending us back some of that money! Jeff Dunham : Wait a minute Walter : In the poorest areas Jeff Dunham : We went there Walter : Yeah, we visited them.
I'm not making any jokes, I'm just passing on information. In the poorest areas, their houses, I'm not kidding, were all built out of poo.
Jeff Dunham : Cow dung. Walter : Shit. Walter : Aw, come on! Their houses are built out of shit!
Who the hell made that decision? Couple of guys sitting around one day, Matumba and Chuck. Jeff Dunham : Chuck? Walter : I don't know any African names, do you?
Jeff Dunham : A handle? Jeff Dunham : To hit with? Peanut : Yes! Peanut : No, this is awesome! Think about it: you'd be wielding a Mexican whacker!
Peanut : YES! Walter : Only when she sat on me. Jeff Dunham : Will you Walter : "Hello Then she farted and unlocked the car doors.
Jeff Dunham : What does your wife think when you do things like this? Walter : I don't care. Peanut : "Native American". Peanut : 'Cause when you say "Indian", you don't know what the hell they're talking about.
Peanut : Is it the ones that go Peanut Peanut : "Thank you for calling customer support"? Peanut : But in this case, I'm talking about the ones that go Peanut : How.
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